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" I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years. "
Molly Ivins
Years
Believe
Three
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" In most legislatures, punctilious attention to correct usage is considered elitist. The word 'government,' for example, is normally pronounced 'gummint'; bureaucracy is 'bureaucacy'; fiscal comes out 'physical,' and one moves not to suspend the rules, but to 'suppend.' "
Molly Ivins
Rules
Government
Example
" There is more hooey spread about the Second Amendment. It says quite clearly that guns are for those who form part of a well-regulated militia, i.e., the armed forces including the National Guard. The reasons for keeping them away from everyone else get clearer by the day. "
Molly Ivins
More
Second
Away
" Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. "
Molly Ivins
Rejoice
Ridicule
Freedom
" We liberals do sometimes forsake our vows of compassion for all mankind. "
Molly Ivins
Liberals
Sometimes
Mankind
" The reason I take Rush Limbaugh seriously is not because he's offensive or right-wing, but because he is one of the few people addressing a large group of disaffected people in this country. And despite his frequent denials, Limbaugh does indeed have a somewhat cult-like effect on his ditto heads. "
Molly Ivins
Country
People
Seriously
" Right before the Bush inauguration, many women were greatly reassured when Laura said of Roe v. Wade on the 'Today' show, 'No, I don't think it should be overturned.' Three days later, her husband reimposed the 'global gag rule' on groups abroad that receive U.S. funding for family planning. "
Molly Ivins
Planning
Women
Today
" Anyone who has ever spent time listening to a legislature knows the astonishing speed at which all presiding officers and reading clerks can spit out the formulaic incantations of parliamentary procedure. "
Molly Ivins
Reading
Listening
Out
" Those who imagine polygamy to be handy cover for promiscuity are apparently off the mark. If polygamists share one quality, it is that, polygamy aside, they are extraordinarily strait-laced. "
Molly Ivins
Who
Imagine
Share
" I had sort of given up on conventional journalism. I found it far too restrictive. "
Molly Ivins
Journalism
Found
Far
" One of the few things I like about Bill Clinton is that he has very good manners. If his momma were still alive, I would congratulate her. "
Molly Ivins
Good
Manners
Her
" There's been a lot of experience with torture in history. It doesn't work. "
Molly Ivins
Experience
Been
History
" I'm sorry to say cancer can kill you, but it doesn't make you a better person. "
Molly Ivins
Better Person
You
Sorry
" To mistake Midland for the volk heartland is the West Texas equivalent of assuming that Greenwich, Connecticut, is Levittown. "
Molly Ivins
Texas
West
Mistake
" Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. "
Molly Ivins
Great
Freedom
Water
" Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. "
Molly Ivins
Someone
You
Time
" Rove, of course, is an exceptionally good, exceptionally skillful campaign guy, and Bush himself is really gifted at the political end of politics. But he's always been, as he says, misunderestimated. "
Molly Ivins
End
Politics
Political
" The extent to which not just state legislatures but the Congress of the United States are now run by large corporate special interests is beyond mere recognition as fact. The takeover is complete. "
Molly Ivins
Run
Recognition
Special
" Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother? "
Molly Ivins
Why
Worth
Voting
" If Bush does make it to the White House, he and Laura should have Ken Starr over for dinner. "
Molly Ivins
Dinner
Over
White House
" I saw a shrink because I thought I suffered from fear of success. "
Molly Ivins
Fear
Because
Thought
" I left the 'Trib' in 1970 with the feeling that I would never have a career in establishment media of any kind. "
Molly Ivins
Media
Any
Kind
" All my life, I've been sort of a professional optimist, full of good cheer about matters political and journalistic. I always thought I'd get older and become an unnaturally cheerful old fart. But it's not happening. "
Molly Ivins
Good
Thought
Life
" If you grew up white before the civil rights movement anywhere in the South, all grown-ups lied. They'd tell you stuff like, 'Don't drink out of the colored fountain, dear, it's dirty.' In the white part of town, the white fountain was always covered with chewing gum and the marks of grubby kids' paws, and the colored fountain was always clean. "
Molly Ivins
Drink
Always
Fountain
" I'm happy to be called a liberal. "
Molly Ivins
Happy
Liberal
" I spent my girlhood as a Clydesdale among thoroughbreds. "
Molly Ivins
Spent
Among
" Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear. "
Molly Ivins
Fear
Always
Sorry
" I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. "
Molly Ivins
Always
Than
Serious
" It's one thing to recognize that the gap between the rich and everybody else is growing like a cancer; it's another thing to come up with useful solutions. "
Molly Ivins
Like
Growing
Cancer
" Should a girl like me, in whom the milk of human kindness flows copiously for everyone, from protein-shy Hottentots to the glandular obese, actually aim a few swift boots at the prone form of Sen. Phil Gramm? Nah. But it's tempting. "
Molly Ivins
Girl
Boots
Aim
" You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to. "
Molly Ivins
How
Like
Ignore