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" A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. "

Rodney Dangerfield

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" Why would I retire? Sit at home and watch TV? No thanks. I'd rather be out playing. "

" As soon as I get home, all I want to eat is seafood. "

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" A man would always wish to give a woman a better home than the one he takes her from; and he who can do it, where there is no doubt of her regard, must, I think, be the happiest of mortals. "

" I have two homes, like someone who leaves their hometown and/or parents and then establishes a life elsewhere. They might say that they're going home when they return to see old friends or parents, but then they go home as well when they go to where they live now. Sarajevo is home, Chicago is home. "

Aleksandar Hemon

" I followed a guy to Denmark. I came home with a broken heart. "

" Coming home to a tidy, pulled-together space will help everything in your life feel the same way. "

" I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. "

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" The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. "

" Theater dressing rooms are my home away from home - my second home, really. "

Cheyenne Jackson

" I just had this New York thing. When I got there, I felt so at home. I said, 'This is where the crazy people go.' It's OK to be yourself in New York. In L.A., it's difficult. "

" My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. "

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" Coming home, we stopped for a bite to eat and ran into a confused waitress. Had a heart-rending time trying to speak the Words of Life to her, and as I think of all this country now, many just as confused, and more so, I realized that the 39th Street bus is as much a mission field as Africa ever was. "

" I love my living room: it's the heart of my home where I get to chill and spend time with family and friends. "

" There's so many kids who only know me from the video game. And they want to know if I'm home - and if I have a video game I can give them on Halloween. And sometimes they're surprised to learn there actually is a 'Madden.' "

" Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. "

" I wish I had been home more when the children were growing up. I missed a lot. "

" Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration. "

Charles Dickens

" My free time at home is usually spent emailing, listening to music, reading and talking on the phone. I wish I was on the phone less, but I have been fortunate to stay in touch with so many incredible friends. "

" If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. "

" The Patriot Act is essential to our continued success in the war on terror here at home. "

" It's more pressure on women to - if they marry or partner with someone, to partner with the right person. Because you cannot have a full career and a full life at home with your children if you are also doing all of the housework and child care. "

Sheryl Sandberg

" I had been taught that if I cried, to be quiet about it, so whereas I never howled, the least thing made me cry both at school and at home. Crying tends to separate a child from other children, for even children dislike a cry baby, and I had no friends in the world. "

Frederick Banting

" We are proposing that there is value in a totally new product category and a totally new set of questions. Just like the Apple II proposed, 'Would you reasonably want a computer in your home if you weren't an accountant or professional?' That is the question Glass is asking, and I hope in the end that is how it will be judged. "

" I met my husband Itzik when I got back home to Israel from Oxford in 2002. He is my Internet-of-all-Things. "

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" The best leaders over the long term are those who have a sound home life. "

Patrick Lencioni

" It's not in the tradition: not even the schoolkids have hot lunches in Norway. They bring a couple of sandwiches from home. "

Stellan Skarsgard

" Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. "

" If we ever get to the polls once, you will never get us home. "

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" I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. "

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