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All Quotes by author - Helen Rowland

" A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. "

" A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. "

" A fool and her money are soon courted. "

" After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. "

" After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. "

" A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. "

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. "

" A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. "

" A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. "

" And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. "

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. "

" Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. "

" Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. "

" Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. "

" Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her. "

" Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. "

Falling In Love

" Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. "

" France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' "

" Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. "

" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "

" In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. "

" It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. "

" It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. "

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