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" All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. "

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" People who know me, they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy. "

Gary Oldman

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Humor

" So once I thought of the villain with a sense of humor, I began to think of a name and the name "the Joker" immediately came to mind. There was the association with the Joker in the deck of cards, and I probably yelled literally, 'Eureka!' because I knew I had the name and the image at the same time. "

" A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book of Proverbs doesn't quite say. "

" People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail. "

" Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face! "

" Humor is the most engaging cowardice. "

" Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. "

" A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. "

Allen Klein

Way

Humor

" Good late-night humor can work at any time of the day. "

" Laughter is an instant vacation. "

" I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. "

" What a newspaper needs in its news, in its headlines, and on its editorial page is terseness, humor, descriptive power, satire, originality, good literary style, clever condensation, and accuracy, accuracy, accuracy! "

" Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here. "

" The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. "

" You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV. "

" Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. "

" Gags die, humor doesn't. "

Jack Benny

Die

Humor

" When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. "

" Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. "

" Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion. "

" Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor. "

" There are never enough I Love You's. "

" We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. "

" Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. "

" I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want - a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor, surprises, and mystery. A good book always keeps you asking questions, and makes you keep turning pages so you can find out the answers. "

" I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. "

" Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. "

James Thurber

Humor

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" Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. "

" I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out. "

" A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. "