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" We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. "

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" Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. "

" I think I have always had a little humor. "

" The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. "

" Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension. "

" People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail. "

" I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for me. You can find cute guys all over. But he's got to have some sort of sense of humor, which is so hard to find in a guy. He's got to be a bit smart. "

" Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss. "

" When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? "

" My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not. "

" Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. "

" Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. "

" Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. "

" Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. "

" Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. "

" When humor goes, there goes civilization. "

" My childhood, adolescence and high school days are unusually important. If there has ever been a time that I developed a uniqueness and sense of humor and the ability to organize, it was then. In those early days, I developed the skills that gave me a certain degree of success in American politics. "

" I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to make me laugh, especially when I'm surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates. "

" It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. "

" The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. "

" You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they've got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you'll ever see on TV. "

" There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. "

" Wit is the lowest form of humor. "

" Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. "

" I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way. "

" A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book of Proverbs doesn't quite say. "

" When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. "

" Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. "