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" A good-humored wife who appreciates most, if not all, of my humor - her price is far above rubies, as the book of Proverbs doesn't quite say. "

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" Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. "

" I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. "

Christopher Hitchens

" Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. "

" My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. "

" I learned to think about religion, race and sex through the complex and often unattractive medium of jokes. "

" Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. "

" When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. "

" Nothing like a little judicious levity. "

Robert Louis Stevenson

" There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. "

" All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. "

" I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid. "

Tyler, The Creator

" I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world. "

" I come from a family of teasers myself. My grandfather was from Liverpool, and he had a dry sense of humor, and he would tease us terribly. My brother Beau was so skilled in his teasing that he could get a rise out of me by simply pointing at me. "

" The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. "

" Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. "

" The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. "

" I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way. "

" Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. "

" People who know me, they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy. "

" A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? "

" People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail. "

" Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. "

" A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man. "

Catherine Deneuve

" Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. "

" My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not. "

" Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. "

Washington Irving

" When humor goes, there goes civilization. "

" Total absence of humor renders life impossible. "

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

" If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. "

" Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. "