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" A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. "

" A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take. "

" An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. "

" And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey. "

" As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort. "

" Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. "

" Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM. "

" God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey. "

" I am a monkey fan. "

" I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. "

William Congreve

" I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if I'm going to apologise for that. "

" If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. "

" If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? "

" I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. "

Zach Galifianakis

" I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. "

" I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents. "

" I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it. "

Teddy Sheringham

" I'm not very good at being a performing monkey. "

" In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey. "

" I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a crazy monkey clown. "

" In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians. "

" I seem to go through phases with collecting stuff: vintage Japanese men's magazines, coconut monkey carvings, '70s belt buckles. "

Michael Bastian

" I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are. "

" It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous. "

" I've been in the business 60 years, and it's taken me this long to play a scene with a monkey. That's what happens if you stick around. "

" I've traveled all over. I've been to all 50 states. With my dad in the Navy, I lived in the Philippines from nine to 12, and I had dog, monkey, lizard, everything. Then I was in Hawaii, and I'm spear-fishing, catching octopus with my hands. "

" I was a monkey child. I was like a clown. "

Andrew Garfield

" I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. "

Theodore Sturgeon

" Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. "

" Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton's 'Planet of the Apes.' I'm the tiny little monkey in the background. I met Rick Baker doing that - then, because of my size and the fact I was older than 18, he figured I could double Daveigh Chase in 'The Ring.' "

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