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" Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong. "
Don Marquis
He
You
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" A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. "
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" Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. "
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" Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. "
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" In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going. "
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" Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. "
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" Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. "
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" The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. "
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" Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue. "
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" In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent. "
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" By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing. "
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" A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't? "
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" Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity. "
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" Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. "
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" Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them. "
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