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" Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. "

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" A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't? "

" If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves. "

" Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun. "

" Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind. "

" Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. "

" In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent. "

" I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much. "

" We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with. "

" An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. "

" Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just to see how miserable he can make himself with them. "

" Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. "

" When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' "

" Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. "

" Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. "

" Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes. "

" Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. "

" A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. "

" Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. "

" By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing. "

" Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong. "

" A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. "

" In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going. "

" The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. "

" Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. "

Procrastination

" Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. "

" Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue. "

" Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything. "

" There is nothing so habit-forming as money. "