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" I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun. "

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Effort

People

Life

" I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. "

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" People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "

Isaac Asimov

Great

Think

" I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do. "

Millie Bobby Brown

Weird

Some People

" I get a stack of scripts, like, once a month, and most of the time, you find these placeholder girls that are there to provide a bounce for the male character. So we know he's funny because she's serious and she's mad at him. We know he's strong because she needs saving. So really, her job is to validate this personality trait of our hero or male. "

" Computers shouldn't be parents, but they are. Please, spend time with your kids. If you don't want to, then I don't want to. It might hurt you to discipline your offspring, but it saves the child from being disciplined later by someone less forgiving. Like a criminal court judge. If you don't spank your child, someone else will. "

" We are all born mad. Some remain so. "

" I've had an experience through music that has touched almost every part of me. It educated me in ways that I didn't get educated in school. So we try to lay on a bit of that, through being funny, being serious, playing hard. "

Bruce Springsteen

Experience

Funny

" It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer. "

" Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.' "

" Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? "

" There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. "

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" When I was born I owed twelve dollars. "

" Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. "

" There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. "

" Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. "

Charles Dudley Warner

Anything

Funny

About

" It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. "

" It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. "

" I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows. "

" A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions. "

" I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. "

Rose Kennedy

Old

Funny

" Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? "

" Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. "

" I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. "

" You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. "

" All men are equal before fish. "