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" I thought I was healthy... well, my eggs were a little powdered. "

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" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" Sometimes online, there are what we call trolls or bullies that want to leave negative comments. That's just because they feel bad about themselves, and they want to spread that. "

" I'm doing it. I'm going to become a mom. "

" Computers shouldn't be parents, but they are. Please, spend time with your kids. If you don't want to, then I don't want to. It might hurt you to discipline your offspring, but it saves the child from being disciplined later by someone less forgiving. Like a criminal court judge. If you don't spank your child, someone else will. "

" The Kesha Lyrics to hit song 'Tik Tok' are a cry for help. "

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" My mom is floored! She's so proud. I always wanted to do a channel that incorporates songs for younger kids. "

" When I met Mrs. Clinton, I met the mom that she is, I met the daughter that she is, I met the grandma that she is. "

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" It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done. "

" If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and be on time! You never know who you're talking to - the waitress today could be the producer tomorrow, so it pays to be kind to everyone. "

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" It took three years from talking about it, to meeting with Wendie Wilson-Miller from 'Gifted Journeys' Surrogacy, to finding the right doctor, to doing the egg retrieval and finding the right surrogate. "

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" A very long time, I've wanted to be a mom. When we started this, we didn't know how it was going to end up. "