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" Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. "

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" My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. "

" I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. "

Christopher Hitchens

" I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. "

" I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. "

" My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor, you can be sexy but comfortable, you can be timeless but fresh. "

" My childhood, adolescence and high school days are unusually important. If there has ever been a time that I developed a uniqueness and sense of humor and the ability to organize, it was then. In those early days, I developed the skills that gave me a certain degree of success in American politics. "

" The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a putdown of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy. "

" Funny is an attitude. "

" Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. "

" When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? "

" I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid. "

Tyler, The Creator

" In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.' "

" Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had. "

" A show hosted by a black had never been accepted, so the first time that knob's turned on, people are judging against all they have ever been taught. I may have been the first black in the house. "

" My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. "

" Humor is reason gone mad. "

" I've had all that you could ask for. The fat lady has sung, and there's a standing ovation. "

" I think being a parent is knowing how to love. Sometimes love is discipline, sometimes it's humor, sometimes it's listening. "

Melissa Etheridge

" My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not. "

" The devil made me do it. "

" Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. "

" All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. "

" A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man. "

Catherine Deneuve

" Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. "

" I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. "

" I am often the brunt of my own humor. "

Charles R. Swindoll

" The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. "

" I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. "

Hunter S. Thompson

" A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? "

" Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I think one can be as snarky and sarcastic as lots of people, but I have never found that it makes me particularly happy. "

Kenneth Branagh