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" A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man. "
Catherine Deneuve
Man
Be Kind
Woman
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" In the household in which I was raised, the themes were pretty simple. 'Work hard. Don't quit. Be appreciative, be thankful, be grateful, be respectful. Also, never whine, never complain. And always, for crying out loud, keep a sense of humor.' "
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" I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. "
Anne Wilson Schaef
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" Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. "
Sam Walton
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" Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. "
Mort Sahl
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" If you're playing a good guy, you show some darkness. If you're playing a dark guy, you show something different, like humor, that will mix it up and hopefully surpass the audience's expectations. What I'm battling all the time is complacency in the audience. I try to bring a little mystery to what might happen because that engages people more. "
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" Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. "
David Lynch
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" Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. "
Bill Nye
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" You get involved with a character after spending a long time waiting, and this demands a lot of energy and concentration. "
Catherine Deneuve
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Waiting
Energy
" Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too. "
Jimmy Buffett
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" Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. "
Langston Hughes
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Laughing
" I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to make me laugh, especially when I'm surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates. "
Mac DeMarco
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Humor
Me
" When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. "
Tina Fey
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Come
" Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in your face! "
Erik Griffin
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" Mississippi Mermaid was a very special experience because we only had the dialogues for the scenes we were shooting the night before. "
Catherine Deneuve
Night
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" People expect a lot more from someone they think looks interesting. It's a burden. "
Catherine Deneuve
Interesting
Think
Someone
" When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive. "
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" I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. "
Steven Wright
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" It's very difficult for me to speak about being an actor. "
Catherine Deneuve
Very
Actor
Being
" If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor. "
Richard Branson
Small
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Need
" Being an actor means being an instrument for someone else. I want to give myself completely. "
Catherine Deneuve
Someone
Want
Myself
" Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "
Victor Borge
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Two
" Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. "
Mark Twain
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Teach
" In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue. "
Thomas Jefferson
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" Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. "
Steven Wright
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You
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" Our brand of democracy is hard. But I can promise that a year from now, when I no longer hold this office, I'll be right there with you as a citizen - inspired by those voices of fairness and vision, of grit and good humor and kindness that have helped America travel so far. "
Barack Obama
" A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. "
Henry Ward Beecher
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" Wit is the lowest form of humor. "
Alexander Pope
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" There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. "
Sinclair Lewis
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" All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. "
Lenny Bruce
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