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" You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy. "

Judah Friedlander

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" I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand. "

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" I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for '30 Rock'. Some people think we're old friends from 'Second City' days. I had always been a fan of Tina's. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom. "

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" Soccer and ping-pong are my two favorite sports to play. "

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" I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it's like a two-pronged deal because she wants to blog the date. And I'm like, No! I don't want to be on a reality show. "

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" I've been doing stand-up since '89. "

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" I don't live in a fancy neighborhood. "

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" Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most. "

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" I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. "

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" I became a wrestling fan in college. So, I was more of a wrestling fan as an adult than when I was a little kid. "

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" I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you. "

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" In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material. "

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" As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real. "

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" I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that's when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16, I started writing jokes for doing stand up, and then I was 19 and started doing stand up. "

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" I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they think they know what's going on, but they don't really. "

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" Paul Verhoeven might be my favorite director, and I'm serious. "

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" I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it when you're at the grocery store and the line's long and the cash register starts taking too long.' I don't really do that kind of stuff. I'm heavy on persona, and I do a lot of interacting with the audience. "

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" I never wanted to be famous. "

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" I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again. I'd want to do a movie with him and Van Damme. "

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" I've done all kinds of movies, but I wanna do some more independent films that are not your run-of-the-mill type movies like 'American Splendor', which I had a big part in, that are really trying to do something unique. "

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" No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats. "

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" Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night. "

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" My act's not heavy on pop culture or stories, just lots of jokes. "

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" It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' "

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" I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places. "

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" I am the greatest marital artist in the world. "

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" Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect. "

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