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" I've done all kinds of movies, but I wanna do some more independent films that are not your run-of-the-mill type movies like 'American Splendor', which I had a big part in, that are really trying to do something unique. "

Judah Friedlander

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" It wasn't like I just woke up and said, 'Here's my gimmick; I'll wear a hat and put something weird on it.' "

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" When I'm not filming anything or on the road doing stand-up, I'm usually doing stand-up shows every night - usually a few shows a night at different clubs in the city. "

" I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand. "

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" As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies. "

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Champion

" I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught. "

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School

" I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you. "

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" I've been doing stand-up since '89. "

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" I never wanted to be famous. "