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" It's one thing to recognize that the gap between the rich and everybody else is growing like a cancer; it's another thing to come up with useful solutions. "
Molly Ivins
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" The stakes they play for in politics are paper and money. The chips they play with are your life. "
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" I have always been a left-winger and an outsider. I loved being that. I was perfectly cheerful with that role. Then suddenly, you're one of the talking heads on 'Nightline,' and you think you must have sold out. "
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" What we call politics now and what most political writers write about is the empathy and the bonding and the word choice and the horse rights, and it has nothing to do with what's really happening to people's lives. "
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" I do object to those who jump from political hackery to flackery and expect respect. "
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" The trouble with capitalism as a system is that only those who have or can get capital can make it work for them, and that leaves out damn near all of us. "
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" If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. "
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" Right before the Bush inauguration, many women were greatly reassured when Laura said of Roe v. Wade on the 'Today' show, 'No, I don't think it should be overturned.' Three days later, her husband reimposed the 'global gag rule' on groups abroad that receive U.S. funding for family planning. "
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Today
" Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. "
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Against
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" Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. "
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Great
Freedom
Water
" I'm sorry to say cancer can kill you, but it doesn't make you a better person. "
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You
Sorry
" Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop? "
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Only
Who
Noticed
" I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. "
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Than
Serious
" When I was first diagnosed, I went out, as a book person, and got some books on cancer and looked up my version of the disease. It said that I had about a 5 percent chance of survival. I said, 'Gosh, well, it's been a good run.' What I didn't realize is that in the two years since those books were published, things had shifted dramatically. "
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Good
Run
Chance
" All anyone needs to enjoy the state legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to the needs of the people. As long as you don't think about what that peculiar body should be doing and what it actually is doing to the quality of life in Texas, then it's all marvelous fun. "
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Life
People
Quality
" There is never anyone quite so wonderful as the people who were seniors when you were a freshman. "
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People
Seniors
Wonderful
" The danger of the blogosphere is reading only those you agree with. While there are right-wing blogs that are entertaining freak shows, it's hard to find substantial journalism there. "
Molly Ivins
You
Reading
Journalism
" The only reason to have a positive mental attitude is that it makes life better. It doesn't cure cancer. "
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Life
Better
Attitude
" Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother? "
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Why
Worth
Voting
" Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. "
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Being
Get
" Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is the place least likely to become a replica of everyplace else. It's authentically awful, comic, and weirdly charming, all at the same time. "
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Become
Texas
Place
" How come trying to explode myths about Texas always winds up reinforcing them? "
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Always
Up
Trying
" Even after four years in office, George W. Bush's record on women doesn't leap out at you. It's composed almost entirely of little things, small enough to fly well under the media's radar screen, so few of us have any sense of their cumulative impact. "
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Small
Fly
Little Things
" New York is just as provincial as anyone else. "
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Provincial
Else
Just
" Anyone who watched George W. and Karl Rove while the former was governor of Texas will recognize a familiar pattern. Like much of Bush's social policy - from faith-based social services to railing against gay marriage - women's issues are one of the bones they've decided they can throw to the Christian right. "
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Marriage
Women
Texas
" And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me. "
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Thing
Optimist
Been
" Here's the deal on Texas. It's big. So big, there's about five distinct and different places here, separated from one another geologically, topographically, botanically, ethnically, culturally, and climatically. "
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Big
Different
Here
" There are times a country is so tired of bull that only the truth can provide relief. "
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Times
Bull
Truth
" Even for southerners, Arkansans are amazingly friendly and extend hospitality to all strangers with astonishing openness. You couldn't find a pretension in that state if you hunted from Jonesboro to El Dorado. "
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" If Democrats in Washington haven't got enough sense to own the issue of political reform, I give up on them entirely. "
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