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" I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. "

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" First gain the victory and then make the best use of it you can. "

" Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. "

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" I think I have always had a little humor. "

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