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" Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. "
Favorable
Both
Head
" Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. "
House
Like
Little
" All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. "
Bearded
Women
Were
" Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. "
Snake
Always
Small
" Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. "
Bad
Children
Animals
" A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. "
Man
Poor
Rich
" A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. "
Me
Decency
Drink
" Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. "
Should
Again
Children
" Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. "
Heart
Worry
Will
" Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? "
Drown
Where
Whiskey
" Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. "
Politics
Never
Always
" Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. "
Philadelphia
Fields
Here
" Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
People
Betting
Horse
" I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. "
Always
I See
Keep
" I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. "
Electricity
Chair
I Am
" I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. "
I Am
Hate
Am
" I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. "
Even
Food
Funny
" I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do. "
Philadelphia
Die
Paris
" I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything. "
Know
Here
Everything
" I drink therefore I am. "
Drink
I Am
Therefore
" If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. "
Quit
Fool
Succeed
" If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. "
Life
Had
Over
" If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind. "
Will
Prosperity
Far
" If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. "
Them
Brilliance
Bull
" I like children - fried. "
Like
Children
Fried
" I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. "
Snake
Bottle
I See
" I must have a drink of breakfast. "
Must
Breakfast
Drink
" I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. "
Will
Afraid
Drink
" I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. "
Water
Drink
Stuff
" I never met a kid I liked. "
Kid
Met
Liked
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