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" Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. "

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" I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.' "

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" Total absence of humor renders life impossible. "

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" Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. "

" I think being a parent is knowing how to love. Sometimes love is discipline, sometimes it's humor, sometimes it's listening. "

Melissa Etheridge

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" I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down. "

" Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. "

" Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own. "

" Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. "

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" I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. "

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Pom Klementieff

" I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for me. You can find cute guys all over. But he's got to have some sort of sense of humor, which is so hard to find in a guy. He's got to be a bit smart. "

" Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. "

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" What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. "

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