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" Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. "

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" Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor. "

Stephen Hawking

" I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything. "

" I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. "

" I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. "

" Total absence of humor renders life impossible. "

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

" My childhood, adolescence and high school days are unusually important. If there has ever been a time that I developed a uniqueness and sense of humor and the ability to organize, it was then. In those early days, I developed the skills that gave me a certain degree of success in American politics. "

" You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor. "

" Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. "

" It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. "

" Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it. "

" You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. "

" I don't really have a type. I don't want to be a cliche. But personality is a big thing for me. You can find cute guys all over. But he's got to have some sort of sense of humor, which is so hard to find in a guy. He's got to be a bit smart. "

" I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. "

" All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. "

" Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. "

" Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. "

" My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not. "

" The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion. "

Franklin D. Roosevelt

" Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. "

" Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. "

" Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here. "

" Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. "

" So once I thought of the villain with a sense of humor, I began to think of a name and the name "the Joker" immediately came to mind. There was the association with the Joker in the deck of cards, and I probably yelled literally, 'Eureka!' because I knew I had the name and the image at the same time. "

" It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. "

" Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I think one can be as snarky and sarcastic as lots of people, but I have never found that it makes me particularly happy. "

Kenneth Branagh

" Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. "

" Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. "

" Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair. "

Wentworth Miller

" You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity. "