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" I couldn't find any way to tell the truth in a regular newspaper. "
Molly Ivins
Way
Any
Tell
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" We liberals do sometimes forsake our vows of compassion for all mankind. "
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" Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. "
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" We need to reform the political system, or we'll lose the democracy. I don't think it's that hard. It doesn't take rocket science. We've done it before successfully at the presidential level and tried it several places at the state level. "
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" There's been a lot of experience with torture in history. It doesn't work. "
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" Keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. "
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" I really think the single most important thing to remember about trying to fix the schools is that there is no such thing as an instant result. "
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" I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. "
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" The reason I take Rush Limbaugh seriously is not because he's offensive or right-wing, but because he is one of the few people addressing a large group of disaffected people in this country. And despite his frequent denials, Limbaugh does indeed have a somewhat cult-like effect on his ditto heads. "
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People
Seriously
" I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults. "
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" Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear. "
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Always
Sorry
" What I've been telling people is that the doctors are gaining on cancer very rapidly. It's almost become a chronic disease, like diabetes - something you can treat. It doesn't go away, and you're not well in the sense of being over it, but you go on and live your life. "
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" Conservatives, in general, are anti-immigrant for the same reasons they have always been anti-immigrant - a proud tradition in our nation of immigrants going back to the days of the Founders, when Ben Franklin thought we were going to be overrun by Germans. But Business likes illegal workers. "
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Thought
Business
Proud
" It's one thing to recognize that the gap between the rich and everybody else is growing like a cancer; it's another thing to come up with useful solutions. "
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Like
Growing
Cancer
" In Congress, there are some who are unashamed to aspire to eloquence, even to scholarship, but the only state legislator I ever knew who would not join in the mispronounceciation of a word for the sake of camaraderie with her fellows was former State Senator and Congresswoman Barbara Jordan. "
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Congress
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Seniors
Wonderful
" Raise hell - big time. I want y'all to get out there and raise hell about damned near everything. My word, there's a world out there that needs fixing. Get out there and get after it. "
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Even
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Will
" Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother? "
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Worth
Voting
" Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. "
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Being
Get
" If you grew up white before the civil rights movement anywhere in the South, all grown-ups lied. They'd tell you stuff like, 'Don't drink out of the colored fountain, dear, it's dirty.' In the white part of town, the white fountain was always covered with chewing gum and the marks of grubby kids' paws, and the colored fountain was always clean. "
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Always
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