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" If Democrats in Washington haven't got enough sense to own the issue of political reform, I give up on them entirely. "
Molly Ivins
Got
Own
Enough
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" When I was first diagnosed, I went out, as a book person, and got some books on cancer and looked up my version of the disease. It said that I had about a 5 percent chance of survival. I said, 'Gosh, well, it's been a good run.' What I didn't realize is that in the two years since those books were published, things had shifted dramatically. "
Molly Ivins
Good
Run
Chance
" I am one of those people who are out of touch with their emotions. I tend to treat my emotions like unpleasant relatives - a long-distance call once or twice or year is more than enough. If I got in touch with them, they might come to stay. "
Molly Ivins
People
Treat
I Am
" The Internet goes doot-doot-doot - it goes sideways. There's nothing hierarchical about it. And the best thing about it is also the worst thing about it, which is there are no gatekeepers on the Internet. Consequently, there's a whole lot of bad information on the Internet. But I think that sorts itself out over time. "
Molly Ivins
Internet
Time
Information
" Even after four years in office, George W. Bush's record on women doesn't leap out at you. It's composed almost entirely of little things, small enough to fly well under the media's radar screen, so few of us have any sense of their cumulative impact. "
Molly Ivins
Small
Fly
Little Things
" I wouldn't say that dittoheads, as a group, lack the ability to reason. It's just that whenever I run across one, he seems to be at a low ebb in reasoning skills. "
Molly Ivins
Reason
Ability
Skills
" Even I felt sorry for Richard Nixon when he left; there's nothing you can do about being born liberal - fish gotta swim, and hearts gotta bleed. "
Molly Ivins
Sorry
Fish
Nothing
" I really think the single most important thing to remember about trying to fix the schools is that there is no such thing as an instant result. "
Molly Ivins
Think
Fix
Important
" One nice thing about the benefit of long experience with la frontera is that we in Texas don't have to run around getting all hysterical about immigrants. The border is porous. When you want cheap labor, you open it up; when you don't, you shut it down. It works to our benefit - it always has. "
Molly Ivins
Long
Nice
Run
" Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. "
Molly Ivins
Rejoice
Ridicule
Freedom
" In Congress, there are some who are unashamed to aspire to eloquence, even to scholarship, but the only state legislator I ever knew who would not join in the mispronounceciation of a word for the sake of camaraderie with her fellows was former State Senator and Congresswoman Barbara Jordan. "
Molly Ivins
Her
Scholarship
Congress
" In most legislatures, punctilious attention to correct usage is considered elitist. The word 'government,' for example, is normally pronounced 'gummint'; bureaucracy is 'bureaucacy'; fiscal comes out 'physical,' and one moves not to suspend the rules, but to 'suppend.' "
Molly Ivins
Rules
Government
Example
" We liberals do sometimes forsake our vows of compassion for all mankind. "
Molly Ivins
Liberals
Sometimes
Mankind
" One seldom expects the country's president to adequately note the passing of a rocker, but Jimmy Carter's assessment of Elvis Presley's appeal - 'energy, rebelliousness and good humor' - is remarkably close to the mark. "
Molly Ivins
Country
Good
Energy
" Arkansas, the state Bill Clinton loves and that loves him back, is a place with just no pretension at all. "
Molly Ivins
Loves
Arkansas
Back
" There's been a lot of experience with torture in history. It doesn't work. "
Molly Ivins
Experience
Been
History
" I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth. "
Molly Ivins
Root
Evil
Ignorance
" I think one can easily make a case for taking out Saddam Hussein. In fact, one could probably be made on humanitarian grounds alone. But just as there's a downside risk to doing nothing about this man, there is a very serious downside risk to invading the country. "
Molly Ivins
Risk
Think
Alone
" Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop? "
Molly Ivins
Only
Who
Noticed
" The reason I take Rush Limbaugh seriously is not because he's offensive or right-wing, but because he is one of the few people addressing a large group of disaffected people in this country. And despite his frequent denials, Limbaugh does indeed have a somewhat cult-like effect on his ditto heads. "
Molly Ivins
Country
People
Seriously
" One of the few things I like about Bill Clinton is that he has very good manners. If his momma were still alive, I would congratulate her. "
Molly Ivins
Good
Manners
Her
" The idols of one's adolescence tend to endure - you never forget how you worshipped them. "
Molly Ivins
You
Forget
Never Forget
" In truth, there is no rational argument for guns in this society. This is no longer a frontier nation in which people hunt their own food. It is a crowded, overwhelmingly urban country in which letting people have access to guns is a continuing disaster. "
Molly Ivins
Society
Truth
People
" If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. "
Molly Ivins
Conflict
Change
Step
" I only aim at the powerful. "
Molly Ivins
Powerful
Aim
Only
" Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. "
Molly Ivins
Satire
Against
Powerful
" Anyone who has ever spent time listening to a legislature knows the astonishing speed at which all presiding officers and reading clerks can spit out the formulaic incantations of parliamentary procedure. "
Molly Ivins
Reading
Listening
Out
" Legislative language is governed by a law of etymology that is also the ancient code of the bureaucracy: It doesn't have to be right, it just has to be close enough for government work. If they understand what you mean, it doesn't matter what you say or how you say it. "
Molly Ivins
Law
You
Language
" You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to. "
Molly Ivins
How
Like
Ignore
" I don't think I've decided much in my life. Don't you think life just happens? "
Molly Ivins
Life
My Life
Think
" In all my fantasies, I always assumed I would get married and have six children along the way with the greatest of ease. "
Molly Ivins
Way
Along
Always