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" I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then. "

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" It might seem strange to feast on Guinea pig, but Ecuadorians love to eat cuy. Personally, I think it's a phenomenal alternative to pork or chicken. High in protein, low in fat, cheap and easy to raise. Oh, and cuy tastes great, much like roast pig. You might call it a pet, but I prefer to call it dinner. "

" Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type. "

" It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind. "

" Who indeed, after pulling off the coloured glasses of prejudice and thrusting out of sight his pet projects, can help seeing the folly of these endeavours to protect men against themselves? A sad population of imbeciles would our schemers fill the world with, could their plans last. "

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" It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy. "

Alexander Theroux

" I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. "

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" Having a pet spayed or neutered actually extends its lifespan by a few years and reduces any aggressive traits or tendencies. "

" I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness. "

" Definitely, when I have a place and I'm going to be there for any significant amount of time, I want to have dogs. I like a pet you can have some fun with and who does everything you do. "

" I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date. "

" Some men over-tweeze their eyebrows, and it's just too perfect. Men are meant to have kind of a bushy brow. Too much aftershave is also off-putting; it's one of my pet hates. "

" I liked animals better than people. That's one of the reasons I wanted to be a vet - then I found out that every pet had a person that owned 'em. "

" We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes. "

" One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing. "

Joseph Altuzarra

" I always want to try to make films feel timeless, because one of my biggest pet peeves is that there's a movie you love, and then you revisit it twenty years later, you show your kid or something, and it's like, 'Oh my God!' with hairstyles and clothing and all that kind of stuff. "

Francis Lawrence

" One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. "

Philippe Cousteau, Jr.

" Learning about factory farms and their horrendous treatment of animals is what made me become vegetarian in the first place. I also support the education of the public on adopting pets from animal shelters or saving homeless animals off the street in lieu of buying them from pet shops. "

" I love the ubiquitous idly-dosa combination. In fact, that was my pet name as a kid! In school, I would bug the canteen boys to get me my daily quota of idly! "

Hansika Motwani

" I really want a pet, and I really love animals. "

" Though each trainer believes his or her method is best, I don't think it matters which method the pet owner adopts so long as that owner finds a capable mentor and sticks with the training. Eventually you will learn to see your dog, and when that happens, the richness of your and your dog's lives will tell you what to do next. "

" There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!' "

" My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it. "

Maggie Stiefvater

" A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation. "

Abbey Lee Kershaw

" Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. "

" Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. "

" A move to a different town or school gives us new places to explore, new people to meet; a lost pet means we have to organize a careful search; baby-sitting requires looking out for dangers a young child can't foresee; a car crash or fire demands that we get help immediately. "

" I would say I don't like people who are really into themselves or are very materialistic. Just always talking themselves up. Not being real is the pet peeve. Be true to yourself. "

" A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. "

" What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. "

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" To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. "

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