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" I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But they're also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset. "
Mike Birbiglia
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" I was completely unqualified to get into Harvard. But then I went to my interview for Harvard, and the woman asked, 'Why do you want to go here?' And I took out all of my comedy writing samples that I had done. I couldn't have been more delusional in terms of what I thought they wanted in a candidate for college. "
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" Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams. "
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" I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get those flashback memories of conversations you had with your exes, and you just, like, wince when you're walking down the street. Something occurs to you, 'Oh, no, I said that.' "
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" Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences. "
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" I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective. "
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You
Kind
" The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people knowing my jokes than I thought. "
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Knowing
Jokes
" I was very much a late bloomer. That's not to say that girls didn't express interest in me from time to time, but I just, I did not know how to respond to that. "
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Me
Late
" I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free. "
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Free
Work
" I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching. "
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Feel
" Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself. "
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Jokes
Myself
People
" I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good or bad, and just say, 'This is the part I agree with that you're saying, and these are the parts I don't agree with.' "
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You
" I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!' "
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" I always live tweet 'SNL.' "
Mike Birbiglia
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Live
SNL
" When I was in college, I wanted to write for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien,' and I was an intern there. "
Mike Birbiglia
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" My wife and I always comment that our lives are relatively mundane. She's a writer as well, I'm a writer, we spend most of our time writing, and kind of going to yoga in Brooklyn. "
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" There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that city and that night. "
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Who
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" You have to be delusional to be a comedian. "
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" I majored in screenwriting and playwriting in school - and wanted to make films as a career. But when I directed my first short in college - which was called 'Extras' - I lost thousands of dollars and made an unsatisfying and incomplete film. "
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" Comedy unites, it doesn't divide! "
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" My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station wagon that had 80,000 miles on it, and I had put 40,000 miles on it, so by the time it retired it had 120,000, and I basically killed it. It served me well, and my mechanic was always very angry with me because I just didn't properly care for it. "
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" The economy of film forces you to make choices. "
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" When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was very clear what I do. "
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Me
Week
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" The list of fun and easily-fixed brain diseases is very short. "
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" You know the expression, 'You're only as sick as your secrets?' I believe that, and I think I try to have my work live by that to a degree. "
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