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" People are making better and better small budge independent films these days. "
Mike Birbiglia
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" With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical. "
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" Sometimes I'll go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of groceries as though I knew how to cook, which I don't, and as though I was going to be home for the next six days, which I won't. "
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" I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good or bad, and just say, 'This is the part I agree with that you're saying, and these are the parts I don't agree with.' "
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" Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance. "
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" When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate. "
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" As artists, we'd all love to not be commercial - to not sell out to the full extent that we are able. But you do what you have to do to pay New York rent and continue to do what you feel strongly about. "
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" I'm generally so disoriented during the week about what I'm doing and where I am - I travel a lot - that when I'm home on a Sunday, I typically try to sleep in as much as I can. "
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