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" I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. "
Sloane Crosley
Birthday
Summer
Memory
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" The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. "
Catherine Bell
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" Let me put it this way: I don't feel as settled as I look. I think that's true of everyone, probably. Except for Beyonce and Jay-Z. I don't think they wake up and think, 'Ugh, when's it going to work out for us? Why can't we catch a break?' Aside from them, I'm pretty sure everyone's life feels a lot less intentional. "
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" The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's a revealer. Put a bunch of people in an adrenaline-fuelled, life-or-death situation and their fundamental behaviours are exposed, the scrim is taken away and the motivations behind each personality come out to play. "
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" I went by Kyle, and I made friends on the team as Kyle. It went on for a pretty long time, until I went to a birthday party in a dress and all the hockey players were like... 'Kyle?' "
Katie Nolan
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Birthday
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" The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten. "
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Wrote
Bad
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" My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. "
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Kiss
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Birthday
" I spent my 18th birthday in jail. Charges were dropped as long as I promised never to return to the state of Kansas. My parents took me home to Louisiana. I lasted there a week. Then I ran away. "
Mary Gauthier
Long
Me
Parents
" I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. "
Samantha Bee
Birthday
Thought
Own
" My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. "
Guy Johnson
Birthday
Said
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" I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it. "
Sloane Crosley
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Big
Me
" For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken. "
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Photograph
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" I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother. "
Sheridan Smith
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Wings
Birthday
" I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present. "
Uwe Boll
PC
Birthday
Present
" When I was a teenager, the actors I was really into were Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn. I saw 'Rumble Fish' on my 16th birthday, and around the same time, it was 'Falcon and the Snowman' and 'Bad Boys' from Sean Penn. "
Aidan Gillen
Falcon
Bad
Time
" There's just no concept of layering a thick-sleeved sweater under a coat in L.A. A coat is more of a gesture than a necessity. You know, in case the temperature goes down to 55 degrees. "
Sloane Crosley
Down
More
Sweater
" Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice? "
Faith Salie
Long
Birthday
Happy
" I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been. "
Lewis Black
Birthday
Been
Guy
" Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past. "
Homaro Cantu
Childhood
Food
Memories
" When I was nine years old, I wrote a short story called 'How to Build a Snowman,' from which no practical snowperson-crafting techniques could be gleaned. The story was an assignment for class and it featured a series of careful but meaningless instructions. Of course, the building of the snowman was a red herring. "
Sloane Crosley
Red
Old
Story
" I turned 40 on the set of the reunion show for 'Sheer Genius,' so it wasn't a hideous birthday because I had everyone on the cast and crew sing 'Happy Birthday' to me, and I won $10,000 for being the fan favorite. It was really liberating to turn 40 and realize that I felt very comfortable with myself and knew who I was. "
Tabatha Coffey
Myself
Me
Birthday
" Love the giver more than the gift. "
Brigham Young
Gift
Than
More
" I must have been yearning for some Jewish content beyond my genetic makeup because soon after my 21st birthday, I noticed I was no longer dating WASPs. "
Susan Isaacs
Dating
Birthday
Been
" Prince Charles was once obsessed with a particular beauty, Anna Wallace, and couldn't understand why she walked out on him after he spent the evening dancing with Camilla at the Queen Mother's 80th birthday party. "
Ingrid Seward
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Birthday
Evening
" Out of all artists, authors are the least trained for the spotlight. Wanting attention isn't a requisite part of the package. "
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Wanting
Attention
Spotlight
" Motorcycle riding has been a passion of mine since my 20th birthday, and as a proud member of the American Motorcyclist Association and the Harley Owners Group, I can attest that responsible riding has many unique recreational benefits for millions of Americans. "
Tim Walberg
Proud
Motorcycle
Birthday
" Jewellery's not a big thing for me. The only thing I wear is a gold cross on a chain that I got for my 21st birthday. You have to take it off every day for filming, but that's the only time I'm not wearing it. You won't find me in rings, bracelets or earrings. "
Jonas Armstrong
Time
Birthday
Day
" Don't invite me to a surprise birthday party. I don't have room for that secret. I've got enough real secrets I have to keep: dark, life-destroying secrets. "
Matt Besser
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Surprise
Me
" I don't understand how you can be a decent writer and not know people. "
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Writer
People
You
" You should feel good about making your home nicer for your family and your friends. You should feel great about cooking a good dinner and making a dress for a granddaughter, creating a beautiful birthday party. It's all part of life. "
Martha Stewart
Good
Birthday
Beautiful
" I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it's fine. "
Matthew Macfadyen
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