Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" I'm feeling around for what happens in a post-'Peep Show' world. "
Robert Webb
Around
Feeling
Happens
Related Quotes:
" To do comedy, you have to be a pretty good actor to start with. "
Robert Webb
Good
Actor
Comedy
" I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all. "
Robert Webb
Doctor
Two People
Hearts
" When I was 18, I was halfway up the Eiffel Tower with my friend, Tom, when we decided to stick our heads through the railings. The gap between the railings was exactly the right size to be able to put your head through and nearly get stuck. Which is exactly what happened. "
Robert Webb
Up
Right
Head
" I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he wasn't going to pay for the hot water in our flat any more because he didn't use it. He made me and my other friend pay the bills on our own. "
Robert Webb
Me
Sports
Water
" When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very sarcastic - I'm not any of that. I can do it, but that's not what I'm like. "
Robert Webb
Present
Me
Mistakes
" One thing about the fantasy dinner party idea that no one considers is whether these people are going to get on. I would say John McEnroe and Ian McEwan, but what would they have to say to each other? "
Robert Webb
People
Dinner
Fantasy
" There was a lot of terrible, terrible comedy in the seventies along with 'Fawlty Towers.' It's easy to forget. "
Robert Webb
Comedy
Easy
Forget
" We have a family holiday once a year, usually abroad, but that's it. I feel I should have holidays for my family's sake, but I'm not that adventurous. "
Robert Webb
Feel
Holiday
Holidays
" Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. "
Robert Webb
You
Idiot
Missing
" A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that at all. It doesn't feel safe, and I didn't really go out at night. "
Robert Webb
Safe
Me
Hotel
" I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. "
Robert Webb
Up
Children
Me
" Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche. "
Robert Webb
Intellectual
Wrong
Vulgar
" Ed Miliband is obviously a mild guy. I don't expect him to pretend to be a pugilist. "
Robert Webb
Obviously
Expect
Pretend
" I can't imagine getting bored with comedy or thinking comedy is beneath us suddenly. "
Robert Webb
Imagine
Us
Thinking
" Labour is at its best when it remembers its moral fury. "
Robert Webb
Fury
Remembers
Moral
" Ambiguity around ambiguity is forgivable in an unpublished poet and expected of an arts student on the pull: for a professional comedian demoting himself to the role of 'thinker', with stadiums full of young people hanging on his every word, it won't really do. "
Robert Webb
Student
Professional
People
" Like most men, I can't say I am thrilled my hair's falling out, but then, if I really cared, I suppose I would wear a wig, get transplants, or start taking special pills, so I am obviously just putting up with it. "
Robert Webb
Start
Special
Men
" I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't care what your dad did for a living or how your mum voted. Nor do I mind whether you ate your tea in front of the telly, dinner at the kitchen table, or supper in the dining room. "
Robert Webb
Tea
School
Dinner
" I spend far too much on taxis. Now, if anyone suggests we get the Tube I say, 'The Tube! I'd forgotten about that.' "
Robert Webb
Too Much
Forgotten
Far
" We think; therefore, we often talk rubbish. "
Robert Webb
Therefore
Think
Often
" The only thing I've cooked while entertaining is stir-fry. "
Robert Webb
The Only Thing
Entertaining
Only
" We are people, individuals comprising a variety of sexes, races, shifting sexualities and all the rest of it. Every convention that tries to reinforce this difference is a step back. Notions of gender pointlessly separate men from women, but also mothers from daughters and fathers from sons. "
Robert Webb
Step
People
Gender
" Ukippers are the kinds of fools who haven't noticed they're sleep-walking towards fascism. Many UKIP candidates are of the age when their parents fought in the Second World War. "
Robert Webb
Fascism
Parents
Age
" I'm troubled by how much I like Rowan Williams. I think it reveals character flaws in myself that I'd rather not think about. The softly spoken soon-to-be-former Archbishop of Canterbury is my secret crush, my weird pash, and my guilty pleasure. "
Robert Webb
Weird
Character
Flaws
" We call ourselves comedy writer-performers, and that encompasses everything, and I certainly have a very open mind about it. "
Robert Webb
Open Mind
Comedy
Everything
" No, feminism isn't 'over.' We need it not only to challenge injustice but because the whole gender expectations thing is bad for men, too. "
Robert Webb
Men
Bad
Challenge
" My childhood was as heavily gendered as any you would find in a working-class household in Lincolnshire. "
Robert Webb
Working-Class
Childhood
Any
" I suppose if I went to Turkey - I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know 'please' and 'sorry' and 'thank you', and 'a beer please', and all the useful words. "
Robert Webb
Sorry
Thank You
You
" I don't really have that much contact with Americans. I mean, I see the oddest things on the Internet, I suppose. And I've got a couple of American friends, but they are Anglophiles anyway because they've decided to come live here. "
Robert Webb
Live
See
Internet
" If I hadn't got into comedy, I wouldn't have met Abbey, my wife, and I wouldn't have my two girls, and the whole thing unravels. That's the thing about being basically - whisper it quietly - happy, is that you don't really want to change anything, because once you start changing stuff, then what you've got all disappears. "
Robert Webb
You
Change
Comedy