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" I'm knackered. I'm knackered all the time. My stupid, tiny children wake me up at 5:48 A.M. every single morning. "
Robert Webb
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Children
Me
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" To do comedy, you have to be a pretty good actor to start with. "
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" Slow, skinny, and an utter countryside coward: I lived in dread of nettles, spiders, and the very sound of a wasp. As a victim, I was beneath the dignity of the bullies in my year but fair game to the ones in the year below. "
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" He likes 'Confetti,' and he doesn't like 'Star Wars.' I think that just relieves us from the burden of ever having to take Mark Kermode seriously again. "
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Star
" I grew up in Lincolnshire, trying to get the daughters of farmers and policemen to like me. It didn't go well until I got to college where, suddenly, there were different sorts of humans. "
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Go
Me
Like
" Don't get me wrong - intellectual snobbery is vulgar and gauche. "
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Intellectual
Wrong
Vulgar
" It's odd because some actors are very scared of comedians. "
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Scared
Odd
" On 'EastEnders,' if someone gets surprising news on the phone, the scene ends with them looking at their handset in amazement. No one in real life does that. "
Robert Webb
Looking
Phone
Life
" Car-essential is a real turn-off to me, so yeah, I just want a friendly holiday resort with a villa and a pool, but which is really private, but there again, there's a supermarket and a doctor's and a beach a five-minute walk away. That's all I want, and it's quite difficult to find. "
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Walk
Beach
Doctor
" I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is. "
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I Am
Term
Feminist
" If I told my 18-year-old self that one day I'd have a sitcom and a sketch show on TV, I think he'd just drum his fingers and go, 'When? How long is that going to take?' "
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Sketch
Think
Self
" I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments. "
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Pig
Play
Comedy
" I hate it when people use the word 'sorry' aggressively, as in, 'Sorry, but I hate you.' Sorry's an important word, and it shouldn't be abused. "
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Important
Hate
People
" I don't do much to keep in trim - I try to walk places instead of driving whenever I can, but I really ought to do more. "
Robert Webb
Driving
I Can
More
" I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't care what your dad did for a living or how your mum voted. Nor do I mind whether you ate your tea in front of the telly, dinner at the kitchen table, or supper in the dining room. "
Robert Webb
Tea
School
Dinner
" Ed Miliband is obviously a mild guy. I don't expect him to pretend to be a pugilist. "
Robert Webb
Obviously
Expect
Pretend
" We are people, individuals comprising a variety of sexes, races, shifting sexualities and all the rest of it. Every convention that tries to reinforce this difference is a step back. Notions of gender pointlessly separate men from women, but also mothers from daughters and fathers from sons. "
Robert Webb
Step
People
Gender
" I'm good at finding things to do on my own, even if it's just reading. "
Robert Webb
Reading
Good
My Own
" I don't really have that much contact with Americans. I mean, I see the oddest things on the Internet, I suppose. And I've got a couple of American friends, but they are Anglophiles anyway because they've decided to come live here. "
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Live
See
Internet
" There was a lot of terrible, terrible comedy in the seventies along with 'Fawlty Towers.' It's easy to forget. "
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Comedy
Easy
Forget
" My childhood was as heavily gendered as any you would find in a working-class household in Lincolnshire. "
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Working-Class
Childhood
Any
" Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. "
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You
Idiot
Missing
" Do I wake up every day and thank God that I live in 21st-century Britain? Of course not. But from time to time, I recognise it as an unfathomable privilege. "
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Day
Time
Live
" I had a friend at college who took being poor very personally. He started showering in the sports centre next door and said he wasn't going to pay for the hot water in our flat any more because he didn't use it. He made me and my other friend pay the bills on our own. "
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Me
Sports
Water
" It was quite an honour when 'New Woman' magazine voted me 88th sexiest man in the world. I think I was one in front of David Cameron. "
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Woman
Think
Me
" I'm troubled by how much I like Rowan Williams. I think it reveals character flaws in myself that I'd rather not think about. The softly spoken soon-to-be-former Archbishop of Canterbury is my secret crush, my weird pash, and my guilty pleasure. "
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Weird
Character
Flaws
" I'm the guy who spends 15 minutes staring out of the window wondering what to have for lunch. "
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Who
Window
Staring
" I was the youngest of three brothers by five years, so I spent most of my childhood playing alone, being Zorro or some other superhero, doing Lego, watching telly and riding my bike. "
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Doing
Three
Childhood
" Ambiguity around ambiguity is forgivable in an unpublished poet and expected of an arts student on the pull: for a professional comedian demoting himself to the role of 'thinker', with stadiums full of young people hanging on his every word, it won't really do. "
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People
" When I look in the mirror, I see the ageing process at full pelt, the hairline in retreat, the bags under the eyes growing and darkening, that kind of thing. I suppose it would be easier if I weren't an actor, but I am fairly philosophical about it. "
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Kind
Mirror
Process