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" I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my own trial. That was the only other way I would have gotten it. "
John Waters
My Own
Own
I Can
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" The rudest possible gift is a gift card. It means you think the person is stupid and has no interests. The only good gift card is Bitcoin. You practically have to be a hacker to know about it. "
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" One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of 'Paper,' gave me 'Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,' the master invitation list from Rock Hudson's memorial service. It's so great. Everyone's in it, with personal addresses all bound into a book. Someone else once gave me Ike Turner's will. I get great stuff. "
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" 'Hairspray' maybe did change people's minds, and that's how you get your political enemies to change their minds - by making them laugh and making them look at something in a way they haven't seen it. Not by preaching and cutting them off and being a separatist. "
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Look
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Laugh
" I had a stage when I was 12 years old. I had a puppet show career. I wrote horror stories in camp, and all the parents called and complained. "
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Old
Parents
Stage
" My father was horrified by my movies, yet he lent me the money to make the early ones. And I paid him back with interest. "
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Movies
Money
" People looked at my early pictures and called them the most disgusting things ever, and now 'Hairspray' is being done at every school in Britain and America. "
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School
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" I wanted to own a junk yard as a child, you know. I used to smash cars and think, 'Oh, my God, there's been an accident.' My mother would take me to junk yards, and I look back on that and I think, 'Wow, that was really loving.' "
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Think
Child
God
" I never got along in school, really - I already knew what I wanted to do. I have never in my life got a paycheck from anywhere in the world that asked if I went to school. "
John Waters
World
School
Life
" I like to cook for myself or others, so I cook. I always read at night. Sometimes I go to the movies. I don't go out wildly during the week. "
John Waters
Sometimes
Week
Night
" The good guys in my movies mind their own business, and they don't judge other people. And the bad guys are jealous; they judge other people without knowing the whole story. They want all the attention, and they're mean spirited. "
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Good
Mind
Story
" Marriage equality is a hustler's feeding frenzy of gold-diggers. I campaigned for marriage equality in Maryland because I believe we should have the right to it, but I personally don't want to get married. I don't want to imitate the traditions of heterosexual people. I hate weddings: they make me uneasy. "
John Waters
People
Me
Marriage
" I do take a one-week vacation every year, and I go to London in the fall. "
John Waters
Go
Year
Vacation
" I don't like rules of any kind. And I seek people who break rules with happiness - and not bringing pain to themselves. "
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Kind
People
Rules
" If you're a juvenile delinquent today, you're a hacker. You live in your parent's house; they haven't seen you for two months. They put food outside your door, and you're shutting down a government of a foreign country from your computer. "
John Waters
Food
You
Today
" Grade school ruined reading for me by demanding book reports for such snore-a-thons as Benjamin Franklin's biography written for children. "
John Waters
Children
Book
Reading
" My dad saw 'A Dirty Shame.' I felt bad about my father knowing what 'felching' was. "
John Waters
Saw
Dirty
Bad
" I read, every day, the 'Wall Street Journal''s editorials because I like to think how my smart enemy thinks. "
John Waters
Street
Smart
Think
" Do I like how digital films look? Sometimes, but sometimes it looks flat, and ugly. "
John Waters
Ugly
Sometimes
Looks
" I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to take out the smoke detector. I would've been those people they warn you against. "
John Waters
Smoke
You
People
" I didn't follow anybody's advice, really. "
John Waters
Advice
Really
Anybody
" I have so many other things going on that if 'A Dirty Shame' is my last movie, that's OK. "
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Going
Dirty
Things
" My mother's brother became the undersecretary of the interior for Nixon, which did cause a little drama in my family because I was going to riots and everything, but he turned out great and gave us a nice cheque for an AIDS benefit we had for the 'Serial Mom' premiere. "
John Waters
Brother
Mom
Great
" They all want you to make a movie for under a million dollars, which I don't want to. I don't want to be a faux radical film-maker at 70. I did that. I don't need to do it again. "
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You
Want
Radical
" To me, the most important thing is the script. I would never make a movie that I didn't write. I wouldn't know how to. "
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Important
Never
Most
" I like film books at the bottom of the barrel and art books at the top. 'The Ghastly One,' by Jimmy McDonough, is a hilarious biography of one of the most hideous directors who ever picked up a movie camera - Andy Milligan. "
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Film
Books
Top
" When I first saw 'House on Haunted Hill' as a kid in Baltimore, and the skeleton went out on the wire, and the thousand kids in the audience went crazy... My whole life, I've tried to at least equal that cinema anarchy. I came close with the end of 'Pink Flamingos,' but I didn't tie with it. "
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End
Crazy
Life
" Underground, raw movies that come out of nowhere and change everything - they aren't slick-looking. But I have nothing against slick-looking as long as the scripts are funny. "
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Movies
Long
Nothing
" Everybody think they're an outsider - that word's over! When I was young, being an outsider, I thought it was a bad thing you didn't want to be. "
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Thought
Young
You
" I think it would be fun to die onstage! Just drop dead in the middle of my show? That wouldn't be so bad. "
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" There are schools for weird children now. There wasn't when I was young. "
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Now
Schools
Young