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" Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? "
Mitch Hedberg
Really
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Hippopotamus
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" Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be. "
Rufus Wainwright
You
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" I recently discovered Artkive, a wonderful app that allows you to archive your child's artwork and create cool gifts like photo albums, mugs, mousepads, etc. It's very easy to use, and since Arabella is such a talented artist, I'm a pro! "
Ivanka Trump
Create
Easy
You
" I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they had their dinner, had a drink, and then went to bed. I don't know what it was like in your house, but that is how it was in mine. I think it is cool to have the dads in the trenches and doing the real parenting work. "
Zach Cregger
Cool
Work
Think
" When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed. "
Oliver Reed
Day
Tired
Home
" Whatever hysteria exists is inflamed by mystery, suspicion and secrecy. Hard and exact facts will cool it. "
Elia Kazan
Mystery
Will
Cool
" He who keeps his cool best wins. "
Norman Cousins
Wins
Keeps
Best
" Sometimes life's so much cooler when you just don't know any better and all the painful lessons have not hammered your head open yet. "
Anthony Kiedis
Know
Life
Better
" All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. "
Mitch Hedberg
Me
Funny
Jokes
" This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty. "
Mitch Hedberg
Dry
Clean
Which
" With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying. "
Wilt Chamberlain
Think
Woman
Men
" Jewelery is my weakness. Whenever I see any jewellery, I am unable to control myself. My daughters or somebody has to cool me down. "
Sridevi
Cool
Control
Me
" My mom was really cool. She's the one that gave me the mentality about believing in myself and trusting it, that I was always gonna be okay, and that I could do things in a special way. She just pumped me up, you know? "
Pete Carroll
You
Myself
Mom
" 'In Search of Excellence' - even the title - is a reminder that business isn't dry, dreary, boring, or by the numbers. Life at work can be cool - and work that's cool isn't confined to Tiger Woods, Yo-Yo Ma, or Tom Hanks. It's available to all of us and any of us. "
Tom Peters
Excellence
Life
Work
" It's a trend to insult Wale, like that makes you cool on the Internet, and a part of it is because I respond. "
Wale
Trend
You
Insult
" Everybody else was quoting 2Pac, and I was running around with Green Day in my Walkman. Racially speaking, I wasn't cool or appropriate for any group. "
Justin Simien
Running
Group
Green
" When you're the cool guy, you don't know how to take people not liking you. I've already been there, done that. "
Kyle
People
Know
Done
" I wear sunglasses almost all the time outside - not because I think I'm really, really cool, but because of the rays. "
Ronda Rousey
Time
Cool
Outside
" If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.' "
Trey Parker
Bad
Stupid
More
" Sloppy casual has always been my default look. My preppier classmates in high school would sometimes sport two, three, even four shirts at a time - Lauren, Izod, Brooks Brothers, all collars-up - while I wore secondhand faded olive German-army fatigues and this cool T-shirt with a troll on it. "
Michael Paterniti
Time
Cool
High School
" Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. "
Tracy Morgan
Time
Same
Cool
" I wanted to dress cool, and get all the ladies. "
John Singleton
Ladies
Get
Dress
" I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it. "
Katy Perry
People
Cool
Sad
" I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool. "
Roseanne Barr
Farmer
Goal
Now
" We do this basically for ourselves. People appreciate it, which is cool, but I think they appreciate that we're doing it for ourselves. We're doing it our way, and how people like it is not up to us. We like it. "
James Hetfield
Think
People
Appreciate
" It's cool just because I've had this dream of changing the sport of swimming and it's finally happening. "
Michael Phelps
Dream
Had
Cool
" After talking to people and meeting them every day, I realize that a song can be written from one perspective with an objective in mind. What is crazy about it is that many different people can take one song a totally different way. That is so cool, since music is a universal thing and a very personal thing. "
Josh Dun
Day
Perspective
Music
" My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. "
Mitch Hedberg
Did
Fake
Funny
" My dad is a great writer. Naturally talented, naturally charming. He embodies that back-in-the-day cool. "
Drake
Great
Talented
Writer
" I always preferred to hang out with the outcasts, 'cause they were cooler; they had better taste in music, for one thing, I guess because they had more time to develop one with the lack of social interaction they had! "
John Hughes
Better
Time
Taste
" When I hit 16, I got a scooter to ride to school. It was bright pink, and I saw on the ownership papers that Jonathan Ross once owned it. My friends slated me for it because of the colour, but it was cool. My father used to ride, and my mother's boyfriend has a bike, so we're a bit of a biker family. "
Thomas Sangster
Ride
School
Family