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" All the religions are super funny to me. "

" A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name. "

" Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it. "

" Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. "

" Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? "

" Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central. "

" Doing a musical is like having a kid. It's out there alive somewhere. It's not like a movie or a TV show where what we intended is what everyone will see. The kid can act out. The kid's going to do what it wants to do. "

" Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market. "

" Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. "

" Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. "

" How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?' "

" I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. "

" I can feel myself dying inside. "

" I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. "

" I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. "

" I find Mormons adorable. "

" If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.' "

" If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.' "

" If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a homeless person standing in the middle of their nice, beautiful square, holding out a cup for change. And the Mormons don't ever ask him to leave. "

" If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. "

" I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them. "

" I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force. "

" I hate puppets so much. "

" I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn. "

" In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. "

" I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. "

" I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. "

" I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. "

" I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. "

" It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works. "

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