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" It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. "
Erma Bombeck
Windows
Car
Children
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" No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. "
Erma Bombeck
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Children
" There's a lot of stress... but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window. "
Dan Brown
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Once
Car
" I'll always be into sports. Sports is part of my life forever. My TV stays on ESPN all day long, I'm one of those. I don't even listen to music in the car; all I listen to is sports talk. "
Action Bronson
Music
Day
Life
" Winning 'Motor Trend' Car of the year is probably the closest thing to winning the Oscar or Emmy of the car industry. "
Elon Musk
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Car
Year
" You are no less or more of a man or a woman or a human for having depression than you would be for having cancer or cardiovascular disease or a car accident. "
Matt Haig
Woman
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Cancer
" All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. "
Erma Bombeck
Children
White
Test
" People get really nuts around cars. They get angry at cars, they get angry at their car, they get angry at people driving in cars; there's something really comical about that, about automobiles. "
Matt Dillon
Get
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Nuts
" It's not food if it arrived through the window of your car. "
Michael Pollan
Car
Your
Window
" I think Tesla will most likely develop its own autopilot system for the car, as I think it should be camera-based, not Lidar-based. However, it is also possible that we do something jointly with Google. "
Elon Musk
Think
Possible
Google
" I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny. "
P. J. O'Rourke
Home
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More
" Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls. Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being. "
Bill Bryson
Development
Human
Roads
" I will sit in the car on the way to a meeting and just smile. I really mean that. It helps you get through life. If you have nothing to say, smile. Look up at the sky and smile. Just be grateful. "
Andre Leon Talley
Grateful
Smile
Car
" I drive an American car. It's a Chrysler. That's not an endorsement. It's more like a cry for pity. "
Michael Moore
Car
More
Like
" Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the Tesla. And it has fantastic handling by the way. I mean this car will crush a Porsche on the track, just crush it. So if you like fast cars, you'll love this car. And then oh, by the way, it happens to be electric and it's twice the efficiency of a Prius. "
Elon Musk
You
Think
Love
" When you get into your car, shut the door and be there for just half a minute. Breathe, feel the energy inside your body, look around at the sky, the trees. The mind might tell you, 'I don't have time.' But that's the mind talking to you. Even the busiest person has time for 30 seconds of space. "
Eckhart Tolle
Car
Time
Space
" When I was 15 or 16 playing in groups, we used to sit in the car and try to write the lyrics down as a song was playing, and we'd assign each person a verse, you know: 'I'm going to do the first one. You go for the second one.' And then sometimes you'd wait an hour for it to come on again so you could finish it up. "
Tom Petty
Song
Finish
Car
" In the heat of the Russian summer a sleeping car is the most horrible instrument of martyrdom imaginable. "
Manfred von Richthofen
Car
Horrible
Summer
" You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired. "
Sergey Brin
Money
Happiness
New Car
" Never accept a drink from a urologist. "
Erma Bombeck
Never
Drink
Accept
" 'LaFerrari' means 'the Ferrari.' The excellence. In this car, we put everything we are able to do. Our extreme technology, extreme experience, extreme capability. And this has been the first Ferrari totally designed in our design center. "
Luca Cordero di Montezemolo
Technology
Experience
Car
" Long practise in driving a racing car at a hundred miles an hour or so gives first-class training in control and judging distances at high speed and helps tremendously in getting motor sense, which is rather the feel of your engine than the sound of it, a thing you get through your bones and nerves rather than simply your ears. "
Eddie Rickenbacker
Car
Training
Racing
" Spending $1 for a brand new house would feel very, very good. Spending $1,000 for a ham sandwich would feel very, very bad. Spending $19,000 for a small family car would feel, well, more or less right. But as with physical pain, fiscal pain can depend on the individual, and everyone has a different threshold. "
Jeffrey Kluger
Car
Brand
Family
" Every human being in this world is interested in certain things. Everybody has a hobby. Some people like art; I know nothing about it. Some people like books, some people like fishing, some people like music. I like to look at cars. "
Bikram Choudhury
Fishing
People
Music
" When you were growing up, your mom and dad told you to look both ways before crossing the street or not to get into a car with a stranger. It's the same with the Internet. We have a big responsibility and a huge role in bringing all the stakeholders to the table - users, parents, educators, law enforcement, government organisations. "
Chris DeWolfe
Mom
Responsibility
Parents
" In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy! "
Glenn Danzig
Internet
Now
Car
" When I was writing 'Kitchen Confidential,' I was in my 40s, I had never paid rent on time, I was 10 years behind on my taxes, I had never owned my own furniture or a car. "
Anthony Bourdain
Furniture
Car
Kitchen
" I think all males from Detroit have an obsession with cars. "
Dax Shepard
Obsession
Think
Car
" When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough. "
Ayrton Senna
You
Car
Place
" Happiness does not come from football awards. It's terrible to correlate happiness with football. Happiness comes from a good job, being able to feed your wife and kids. I don't dream football, I dream the American dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father. "
Barry Sanders
Good
Football
Happiness
" Yeah, I'm the Brit who isn't Lewis Hamilton that woke up and realised he was good. I got that tag because I was young, flying around in jets and driving fast cars. I always took my driving seriously, but I suppose I enjoyed life... But I'm not a playboy. "
Jenson Button
Good
Seriously
Driving