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" It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. "

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" I think a good relationship that Mexico could maintain with the United States and vice versa should be based on trust, on opening - openness and constant dialogue that would allow us essentially to define, share objectives and to work towards those so as to avoid activities which are not known to the other government. "

Enrique Pena Nieto

" A government is for the benefit of all the people. "

William Howard Taft

" I know people don't like America very much, but the one thing it's very good on is local government. "

" The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. "

" Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. "

" Every country has the government it deserves. "

Joseph de Maistre

" Many of our advances in science and technology were seeded through government. "

Valerie Jarrett

" Let those men who still have these misguided ideas, let those men who still have these hallucinations, realize that by anarchism, by dastardly crimes, they cannot bring about good government; let them realize that these methods have not succeeded in any country of the world and are not likely to succeed in India. "

Muhammad Ali Jinnah

" We, as citizens, are the true owners of government. "

" Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. "

Milton Friedman

" A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. "

" Rebellion has its roots in government's indifference and incompetence. "

" The American Revolution was carried out in the name of the people, and it was supposedly 'We, the people,' who created the government that Americans still live under. "

" Under the Articles of Confederation, the national government had the power to issue commands to the several sovereign states, but it had no authority to govern individuals directly. "

" When conducted with proper preparation, and in a focused and professional manner, oversight of executive branch actions can reveal serious shortcomings by government officials and help prevent recurrence; the 'Waco hearings,' conducted over a two-week period in 1995, stand as an example of such an undertaking. "

" Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. "

" There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. "

" The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground. "

Thomas Jefferson

" Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. "

George Bernard Shaw

" When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home. "

Winston Churchill

" Individual people shouldn't be fearful, because by and large our government, the federal government - people always talk; obviously, they don't trust the feds, whatever. The federal government and local communities have done a pretty good job at keeping us safe. "

" My government, a government of national unity, will make all necessary structural reforms. "

Nicos Anastasiades

" Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. "

" Watergate provides a model case study of the interaction and powers of each of the branches of government. It also is a morality play with a sad and dramatic ending. "

" The less government interferes with private pursuits, the better for general prosperity. "

Martin Van Buren

" The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. "

" America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there. "

" The Declaration of Independence says when government fails, the people have the right to replace it. Well, New York State government has failed and the people have the right, indeed the people have the the people have the obligation, to act. "

" The right solemnly proclaimed at the birth of the States, and which has been affirmed and reaffirmed in the bills of rights of the States subsequently admitted into the Union of 1789, undeniably recognizes in the people the power to resume the authority delegated for the purposes of Government. "

Jefferson Davis

" The laws given on Mount Sinai for the government of man and woman were equal; the precepts of Jesus make no distinction. "