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" About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. "

" A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. "

" Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. "

" A fool and his money are soon elected. "

" A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. "

" Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. "

" All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. "

" A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. "

" America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there. "

" America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. "

" Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? "

" An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. "

" An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. "

" An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. "

" Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. "

" A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. "

" Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. "

" Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. "

" Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. "

" Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. "

" Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. "

" Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. "

" Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. "

" Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. "

" Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. "

" Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. "

" Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. "

" Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. "

" Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. "

" Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. "

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