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" I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. "

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" You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no. "

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" Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay. "

" Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. "

" I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community. "

" If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. I think it's important to have substance for what you're saying. "

" The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist. "

" I try to be as ignorant about things as I can. "

" If I have anything, it's tenacity. "

" I like struggle. "

" If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life. "

" Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention. "

" Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. "

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" Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. "

" Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show. "

" Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off. "

" I'm as heterosexual as any person need be. I'm open about my relationships - or lack thereof - in my own life, because I want to make the case that gay isn't contagious. It's not something that you can catch or learn or choose. "

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" I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. "

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" Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song. Until I heard 'Little Earthquakes' all my lyrics used really obvious analogies like rain for tears. "

" Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. "

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" I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old. "