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" I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. "

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" As a stand up, and often in acting, there is no place for the most intense feelings. Rage, genuine sorrow, naked hope... These things don't fit on a comedy stage and if you act you'll get to express them once in a while. Music is a place for the intensely personal. "

" The name 'Charmageddon' actually comes from a social technique that I use. Which is, you know, literally obliterating people with charm so that you can get away with saying stuff that no one else could ever get away with, you know? "

" Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song. Until I heard 'Little Earthquakes' all my lyrics used really obvious analogies like rain for tears. "

" Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay. "

" Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. "

" People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction. "

" I try to be as ignorant about things as I can. "

" Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams. "

" Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. "

" If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. "

" Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. "

" I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old. "

" If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. I think it's important to have substance for what you're saying. "

" The important thing is having genuine regard for your audience. "

" Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show. "

" Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company. "

" I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things. "

" I'm a futurist. "

" Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off. "

" I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. "

" Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention. "

" If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer. "

" It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money. "

" If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life. "

" Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. "

" I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them. "

" Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. "

" 'Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can't stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can't fit on a bumper sticker. "

" You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. "

" You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no. "