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" I've thought for years that newspapers should all be owned by nonprofits. "
Molly Ivins
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" If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. "
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" Laws were changed and regulations repealed until an Enron can set sail without responsibility, supervision, or accountability. "
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" Those who imagine polygamy to be handy cover for promiscuity are apparently off the mark. If polygamists share one quality, it is that, polygamy aside, they are extraordinarily strait-laced. "
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" I'm happy to be called a liberal. "
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" Sometimes misunderstandings between bloggers and the MSM are the result of simple ignorance. "
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" As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. "
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" There is never anyone quite so wonderful as the people who were seniors when you were a freshman. "
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Seniors
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" In truth, there is no rational argument for guns in this society. This is no longer a frontier nation in which people hunt their own food. It is a crowded, overwhelmingly urban country in which letting people have access to guns is a continuing disaster. "
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Truth
People
" I only aim at the powerful. "
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" One nice thing about the benefit of long experience with la frontera is that we in Texas don't have to run around getting all hysterical about immigrants. The border is porous. When you want cheap labor, you open it up; when you don't, you shut it down. It works to our benefit - it always has. "
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" Jimmy Carter was unquestionably the most moral president of my lifetime, but he wasn't much of a president. "
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Moral
" Don't get me started about the media double standard. "
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Media
Me
Double
" Many a time freedom has been rolled back - and always for the same sorry reason: fear. "
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Always
Sorry
" I spend most of my life feeling like I've been shot out of a cannon. "
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My Life
Most
Feeling
" It's a monstrous idea to put people in prison and keep them there. "
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Prison
Put
Them
" I have known George W. Bush slightly since we were both in high school, and I studied him closely as governor. He is neither mean nor stupid. What we have here is a man shaped by three intertwining strands of Texas culture, combined with huge blinkers of class. The three Texas themes are religiosity, anti-intellectualism, and machismo. "
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Man
Texas
Stupid
" To mistake Midland for the volk heartland is the West Texas equivalent of assuming that Greenwich, Connecticut, is Levittown. "
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Texas
West
Mistake
" You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to. "
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How
Like
Ignore
" The extent to which not just state legislatures but the Congress of the United States are now run by large corporate special interests is beyond mere recognition as fact. The takeover is complete. "
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Run
Recognition
Special
" What I've been telling people is that the doctors are gaining on cancer very rapidly. It's almost become a chronic disease, like diabetes - something you can treat. It doesn't go away, and you're not well in the sense of being over it, but you go on and live your life. "
Molly Ivins
Treat
Diabetes
You
" I'm sorry to say cancer can kill you, but it doesn't make you a better person. "
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Better Person
You
Sorry
" Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. "
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Great
Freedom
Water
" If Democrats in Washington haven't got enough sense to own the issue of political reform, I give up on them entirely. "
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Got
Own
Enough
" All anyone needs to enjoy the state legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to the needs of the people. As long as you don't think about what that peculiar body should be doing and what it actually is doing to the quality of life in Texas, then it's all marvelous fun. "
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Life
People
Quality
" Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. "
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Satire
Against
Powerful
" The Internet goes doot-doot-doot - it goes sideways. There's nothing hierarchical about it. And the best thing about it is also the worst thing about it, which is there are no gatekeepers on the Internet. Consequently, there's a whole lot of bad information on the Internet. But I think that sorts itself out over time. "
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Internet
Time
Information
" I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. "
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Anything
Politics
Texas
" The only reason to have a positive mental attitude is that it makes life better. It doesn't cure cancer. "
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Life
Better
Attitude
" Should a girl like me, in whom the milk of human kindness flows copiously for everyone, from protein-shy Hottentots to the glandular obese, actually aim a few swift boots at the prone form of Sen. Phil Gramm? Nah. But it's tempting. "
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Girl
Boots
Aim
" One of the more urp-making habits of media mavens is presuming to speak for the American people, as in 'The American people won't stand for this!' "
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Media
American
People