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" New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. "

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" All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives. "

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" First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. "

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" To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach. "

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" Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act. "

" If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. "

" I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after! "

" A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now. "

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" Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. "

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" I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. "

" Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever. "

" I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? "

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" Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture. "

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" My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy. "

" Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness; but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise; be wise and thou art happy. "

" Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties. "

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" Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will. "

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" Celebrate what you want to see more of. "

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" Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. "

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" I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver. "

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" Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year. This helps you do your part. It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living life in the year to come. "

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