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" Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. "

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" Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. "

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" Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. "

" There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. "

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" The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.' "

" When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. "

" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. "

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" My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment. "

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" Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. "

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College Education

" Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. "

" Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. "

" I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? "

Catherine O'Hara

" Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed. "

" There are lies, damned lies and statistics. "

" It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. "

" Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. "

" Prosperity is the best protector of principle. "

" It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected. "

" What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest? "

" Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. "

" Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. "

" Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. "

" I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. "