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" Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. "

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" Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. "

" Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at. "

" Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. "

" Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything. "

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" A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. "

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" We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with. "

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" Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates. "