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" Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. "
Don Marquis
Sometimes
Cloud
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" The next time you have a thought... let it go. "
Ron White
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" If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! "
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" We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. "
Milton Berle
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" There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more true than in the case of Facebook and Gmail and YouTube. You get free social-media services, and you get free funny cat videos. In exchange, you give up the most valuable asset you have, which is your personal data. "
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" I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. "
Bernie Mac
Comedian
Funny
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" If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you. "
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" I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. "
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Right
" All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead. "
Will Ferrell
You
People
Hope
" They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth. "
Tina Yothers
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" How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing. "
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You
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How
" Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. "
Lenny Bruce
Beach
Where
Miami
" A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it. "
Ivan Reitman
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" It's funny: I can never sleep between shows; I think it's because I don't like to switch the motor off. I'll probably have some chicken or pasta, though never the two together, and maybe go out for a quick wander around. "
Richard McCabe
Think
Together
Chicken
" Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. "
Michael Caine
You
Silly
Things Happen
" When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding. "
David Bowie
Time
Down
Funny
" I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. "
Donald Glover
Everything
Think
Funny
" I've had an experience through music that has touched almost every part of me. It educated me in ways that I didn't get educated in school. So we try to lay on a bit of that, through being funny, being serious, playing hard. "
Bruce Springsteen
Me
Experience
Funny
" The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. "
Jimmy Fallon
Tell
Driver
Funny
" I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. "
Louis XIV
Funny
Sooner
Than
" In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. "
George Carlin
First
Person
Left
" The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes. "
William Feather
Reward
Thrift
Funny
" To be or not to be. That's not really a question. "
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Question
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Really
" Even Napoleon had his Watergate. "
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" I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. "
Heath Ledger
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Enjoy
Funny
" If you're public speaking, imagine yourself feeling confident; if you're nervous about a date and thinking, 'I'm gonna be a dork,' picture yourself being funny. Then it will be familiar to your brain. "
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Thinking
You
Brain
" I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. "
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Marriage
Bride
Care
" They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. "
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" It's funny because I've made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say. "
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You
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" Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. "
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