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" One of my favorite comedies of all time is 'Terms of Endearment;' that's my pace. "
Mike Birbiglia
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" Ultimately, jokes are this really special thing that we can all share. It's exciting to have basically a thousand people in a room together that can laugh at the same time, but I think of it almost as, like, a religious experience. "
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" Sometimes people say, 'You're the best at digressions.' And that's actually a real compliment to me. "
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" You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would be so pointless. "
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" I majored in screenwriting and playwriting in school - and wanted to make films as a career. But when I directed my first short in college - which was called 'Extras' - I lost thousands of dollars and made an unsatisfying and incomplete film. "
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" Once you start writing something obsessively, it's almost like someone has to rip it from your hands in order for you to put it down. "
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" When you're in high school, you can't even imagine the concept of what the rest of your life even means. "
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" I am diagnosed with what's called 'REM behavior disorder.' As far as the disorder goes, there's no cure, but it's going pretty well as far as these things go. I see a sleep doctor, take medication, etc. "
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" When I started out, I really struggled as a comic because no one knew who I was, and sometimes I was telling stories, so it would take a while for people to get on board for things. "
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" There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. "
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" I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective. "
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You
Kind
" As a comedian, you want people to like you. That's part of why you're there in the first place: You have this unquenchable need to be liked, and then when you divert from that and take a chance at doing something that has moments of fierce unlikeability, you can hit some real low points. "
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Place
" If you tried to sell Mike Birbiglia as a concept, no one would buy it. "
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You
Would
" The Hollywood model is to develop scripts for 10 years, sell them, transfer them, attach this actor, then attach a director. This isn't what I'm about. I'm much more of a creator and a doer. "
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" There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that city and that night. "
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Who
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" People are making better and better small budge independent films these days. "
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" Directing a movie is a little bit like being back in student government and putting on the homecoming dance. You're like, 'You put up the streamers, and you hire the DJ, and you get the punch bowl.' Some people are just like, 'This dance sucks.' And you're like, 'No no, this dance is awesome!' You have to be really positive. "
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You
People
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" Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films. "
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Show
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" After I perform 'My Girlfriend's Boyfriend,' it takes a lot out of me emotionally; and, at the end of it, I feel like I know the audience and the audience knows me. It's this weird unspoken bond that we'll kind of always have with each other. "
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" When I was growing up, I didn't know who Jewish people were, what it was to be Jewish. "
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" People come to my shows on purpose as opposed to coming to a 'comedy show.' Which was always my goal. "
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" I've yet to write a stand-up show that isn't autobiographical. "
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" I think because I've been working in front of audiences for so many years, I'm able to take in the input, good or bad, and just say, 'This is the part I agree with that you're saying, and these are the parts I don't agree with.' "
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" When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was very clear what I do. "
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" Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance. "
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" I always have the best story at the party. Anyone telling a story at a party is like, 'No, no, you've got to listen to my story!' I'm like, 'Step aside, everybody. I'm going to blow the doors off this place.' "
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" Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams. "
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" Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don't tell anyone.' But not about creepy things. I don't want to lead you down the wrong path. It would be about insignificant things. Like, I wouldn't make the soccer team, and my father would say, 'Don't tell anyone.' "
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" The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a lot more people knowing my jokes than I thought. "
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