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" When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period. "

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" Stand-up is my baby. "

" I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.' "

" I think the message has already been sent to Hollywood, which is that this kid's a hard worker, he's talented, and people are coming out to see him. And when you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up. "

" The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you're above everybody else. "

" My business acumen is definitely growing. "

" I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going. "

" Take me seriously. Take me and my role seriously. Take my talent seriously. "

" My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. "

" I'm good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O'Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons. "

" An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool. "

" Whatever is on the page is what I'm married to. I'm very prepared. I'm a thespian. I don't like to improv. I don't like to go off course 'cause I think that's where stuff happens. When you stick to the material 'cause it's written so well, that's where the magic happens. "

" I didn't work hard to sit down and not work. "

" I love soft-cotton white T-shirts. "

" I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose. "

" Some sarcasm is best told simply. "

" I love making people laugh. And I love laughing. "

" Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that. "

" As a producer, as a CEO of Hartbeat Productions, I am making deals to put my company in place to win, to put my staff to work so that while all this stuff is going on, they're in the kitchen cooking. So it's understanding the longevity of the entertainment business; you get out of it what you put into it. "

" Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success. "

" I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate to use the word 'urban' but - when you think of Judd Apatow, and a person who's launched so many careers, Ice Cube has done that for so many comedians, you know? "

" Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. "

" People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!' "

" At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. "

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" My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life. "