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" People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.' "
Dylan Moran
People
Time
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" I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that's obviously less interesting because there's less going on. I'm just being totally frank with you. "
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Stand
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You
" I'm really not big on nationalism, to be honest with you. I really don't think it gets people anywhere except near a pile of dead bodies. I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it. "
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" I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter; it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence. "
Dylan Moran
Language
Laughter
Fire
" I was lucky in the sense that I was never blessed with an overly reflective nature. "
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Never
Sense
Blessed
" One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. "
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One Thing
You
Up
" Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house. "
Dylan Moran
Leaving
Talking
Person
" I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of very, very heavy set people who believe in whatever they were told, because they didn't seem to get out very much or be interested in leaving where they were. They just didn't seem that curious, and I find that a little hard to deal with. "
Dylan Moran
Leaving
Back
Believe
" I enjoy performing, always, but when you're taping a gig, you've got to blank out this mass apparatus of self-consciousness that's surrounding you, this invitation to drown in self-consciousness. Otherwise you just won't be able to do anything. "
Dylan Moran
You
Always
Enjoy
" I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair. "
Dylan Moran
Years
Shoes
I Am
" I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself. "
Dylan Moran
Just
Think
Time
" I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart. "
Dylan Moran
Around
Imaging
Walk
" I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything. "
Dylan Moran
Reputation
Famous
Time
" I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom. "
Dylan Moran
Know
You
Wisdom
" I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers. "
Dylan Moran
Like
Trousers
Quite
" Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel shows; it is structured fun. It reminds me of some tragic aunt clapping her hands and bouncing into a room and announcing we should all play games... and if we don't we are all a rotten spoilsport. "
Dylan Moran
People
Fun
Talking
" I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother. "
Dylan Moran
Chair
Done
Drunk
" When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office. "
Dylan Moran
Comedy
Simple
Laugh
" Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't. "
Dylan Moran
Year
Round
Sensible
" I don't want to do the same thing over and over again. "
Dylan Moran
Over
Want
Same Thing
" You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. "
Dylan Moran
Through
Achieve
Realism
" I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. "
Dylan Moran
Famous
Division
About
" I never really had a career, to be honest with you. I never in my life sat down and planned it. I have thought, 'Oh, I'd like to do this,' like anybody would. But I'm not the type that says, 'If I do this, it will lead to that.' "
Dylan Moran
You
Career
Life
" I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine. "
Dylan Moran
I Am
Young
Writing
" You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up. "
Dylan Moran
Service
You
Growing
" If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads. "
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Might
Roads
Up
" I'm very drawn to Eastern Europe, so I like a Hungarian writer who wrote in French called Emil Cioran; he was always good for giving me such a stir. "
Dylan Moran
Giving
Me
Writer
" You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat. "
Dylan Moran
Learn
Anything
Go
" I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised... yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure. "
Dylan Moran
Best
Feeling
Great
" I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we are. What do I believe in? I believe in the obvious things. The people I'm close to and my work - it's not complicated. "
Dylan Moran
Belief
Believe
People
" I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like... they're waiting for a sandwich that's never going to come. I don't know what's wrong with me. "
Dylan Moran
Know
Looking
Me