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" The only thing that really depresses me is animal cruelty. "

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" People now live their lives like an open wound to be famous - they do bad things because they're rewarded for it. "

" I don't care whether people say, ''The Office' is rubbish, 'Extras' is worse, 'Flanimals' is a waste of time. He's not funny; he never has been. I hate him.' I don't mind that at all. In fact, not only do I expect it, I celebrate it, because I think the haters are really important. "

" Your reputation is still the most important thing that you've got. "

" I haven't had my teeth fixed, I haven't had a hair transplant. I haven't had a skin peel, tummy tuck. I've done literally nothing. "

" Ego is hilarious - especially the vanity of a comedian. As soon as you see one start worrying about how cool he is or about how many stadiums he can fill, he stops being funny. "

" I like flying to New York from London. It's like a day off for me. No phone or e-mails. Food, wine, iPod, movies, snoozing. "

" All of my friends are oddities. "

" I think comedies should be short. I don't want to be self-indulgent; I don't want a two-hour comedy. "

" I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian. "

" I think all art - even one as lowly as making jokes about celebrities - is there to make a connection. "

" Let's be honest here: Twitter, for me, is 90 per cent a marketing tool. "

" The grass isn't always greener on the other side! "

" Cynicism, to me, is trying to make people as unhappy as you are. "

" What makes 'Derek' a different kind of sitcom - if it is even a sitcom - is its sincerity. "

" I'm a fan of the kind of political correctness that is about not promoting prejudice. But some people in America are offended by equality because when you've had privilege for so long, equality feels like oppression. "

" How many times have we seen reality celebrities fall from grace - often through no fault of their own - and then go on a show like 'Celebrity Big Brother' and say, 'I want to show the public a different side of me.' And I'm screaming at the telly going, 'This is not therapy. This is voyeurism!' "

" I like the ironic pomposity of a stand-up comedian. Like all those comedians thinking they can bring down Coca-Cola. They forget to be funny. "

" Believe it or not, I work out regularly. "

" Oh, let's face it: I hate everything in others. "

" With the Internet era and social media and politics being so out there with the lies, now you've got people denying things they're on camera doing, and then you've got people not really caring about the truth. You've got people supporting people who've done horrific things, but just don't want the other side to get any satisfaction. "

" Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it. "

" I always do a little bit of improv. I did some of 'The Office,' a tiny bit in 'Extras,' a bit more in 'Derek.' "

" Comedy is easy for me, but with drama, I don't know... it's still the Holy Grail. "

" The great thing about being an artist is, we want our work to be seen. "

" I'd never tried as hard with anything as I did with 'The Office,' and it was one of the things I'm proud of. I wasn't trying to be famous or a comedian, but this opportunity came along when I was 38 or 39. It came late, and I couldn't have been prouder of it. "

" I don't know what Trump has to do to lose his supporters. It's like a religion. He's a school bully. "

" You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.' "

" Proper stupidity is fascinating. "

" I think our elderly are forgotten sometimes. "

" Free speech is one of the most important things to me, but I think it gets confusing when it comes to offense. Because for one, just because you have the right to say anything, it doesn't mean you have to. "