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" I don't do one-liners, because you don't learn anything about that comedian. "
Ricky Gervais
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" There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything. "
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" You can be watching the greatest film in the world, and if you hear your neighbor getting into a fight, you're at the window. "
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" How many times have we seen reality celebrities fall from grace - often through no fault of their own - and then go on a show like 'Celebrity Big Brother' and say, 'I want to show the public a different side of me.' And I'm screaming at the telly going, 'This is not therapy. This is voyeurism!' "
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" If I was a research scientist, I'd want people to say, 'You know what, he's a great research scientist, that Ricky Gervais. He's really good, really good.' You know, I'd go to award ceremonies for research scientists and go, 'Yeah, I really worked hard, yeah.' It's brilliant. "
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Over
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