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" The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. "

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" Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. "

" People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. "

August Strindberg

" I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes. "

" Pet foods come in a variety of flavors because that's what humans like, and we assume our pets like what we like. We're wrong. "

" Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can't imagine living any other way. "

" One of my obsession is animals. I'm into dog rescues. It drives me crazy when people go to pet stores and buy dogs. There are so many dogs that need a good home. And this sounds crazy, but I really believe they know what is happening and are appreciative, and I just think they make for the best pets. "

" I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers. "

" I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. "

Winston Churchill

" My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey. "

" In their heyday, the Pet Shop Boys were the Interpol of the Eighties, dressing up to sing really weird pop songs about lust and loneliness in the big city. They're low-pro now, not retro-worshipped in the manner of Depeche Mode, New Order, or The Cure, but you can hear the reason why - these guys are too sad. "

" We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved. "

" Even cats grow lonely and anxious. "

" In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination. "

" I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears. "

Christine McVie

" Pet stores just sell their animals. "

" One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it. "

Sebastian Maniscalco

" One of our biggest pet peeves is listening to bands that use harmony guitars for the sake of it. If you can't figure out how do something different than Maiden, UFO, or even Boston, then what's the point? "

Zacky Vengeance

" I have never been a pet lover or really craved the idea of having dogs. "

" The cat is a dilettante in fur. "

Theophile Gautier

" When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. "

Natalie Portman

" Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. "

" There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. "

Bernard Williams

" I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. "

" When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance. "

" I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. "

" I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. "

" It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind. "

" In truth, I'm not really a cat person. Seamus, the wonder dog, still deeply mourned by all who knew him, was just about the only pet I've ever really loved. "

" I do not believe that I will ever write an adult novel from an animal's point of view unless someday it becomes suddenly appealing to me to make a narrator a mentally ill pet. Never say never. "

" What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion. "