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All Quotes by author - Laurence J. Peter

" A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. "

" Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. "

" A man convinced against his will is not convinced. "

" A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. "

" America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. "

" America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. "

" An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. "

" An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. "

" A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street. "

" As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't. "

" Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. "

" Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. "

" Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. "

" Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. "

" Don't believe in miracles - depend on them. "

" Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. "

" Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. "

" Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. "

" Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. "

" Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. "

" Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. "

" Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. "

" Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. "

" Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. "

" If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? "

" If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. "

" If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else. "

" In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. "

" It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. "

" Lead, follow, or get out of the way. "

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