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" A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. "
Laurence J. Peter
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" A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. "
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" As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't. "
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" In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. "
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" Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. "
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" You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. "
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" Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. "
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