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" Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. "
Watch
Apparently
Cool
" Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil. "
Pure
Oil
Ethanol
" I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid. "
Well
Just
Got
" I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day. "
Pictures
Thought
Day
" I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election. "
Feel
Election
Working
" I don't feel like I even need to contribute. "
Even
Like
Feel
" I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. "
Name
Know
Because
" If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care. "
Naked
Care
Long
" If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. "
You
Secret
People
" I get all of my comedy from CNN. "
Get
Comedy
CNN
" I have to stay true to myself. "
Stay
True
Stay True
" I just want to do cool stuff. "
Stuff
Cool
Just
" I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling. "
Election
Elections
More
" I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. "
Someone
Want
Bad
" I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials. "
Remember
Never
College
" I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one. "
Friend
Now
Win
" It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus. "
Without
Like
Every Day
" I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off. "
Left
Off
Got
" I want to manufacture a feud. "
Want
Feud
Manufacture
" I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage. "
Everything
Going
Out
" Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day. "
Out
Day
Next
" Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express. "
Knows
Hell
He
" People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is. "
Other
Want
Sure
" Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. "
You
Think
Seriously
" The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world. "
You
Daily
People
" The head writer loves that my character is a boor. "
Writer
Head
Loves
" The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom. "
Jealous
Us
Want
" This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected. "
Nice
Expected
Little
" Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. "
Show
Daily
Tension
" Wow. I am really pretentious. "
Wow
Am
I Am
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